The Spiny: They are covered in spikes, which ensures they'l be a pain in your neck even when they're peer-sized.Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: The first Epic Cells in the game.Violation of Common Sense: The easiest way to get the Poison part is to put on a Spike part and attack Squirties in the mouth while they're still predator-sized if you wait until they and you are on equal footing, they'll flee when you try to attack and probably kill you with their poison.Poisonous Person: Their Poison sack allows them to generate a toxic cloud behind them and No-Sell their opponents'.Lean and Mean: They are very aggressive, and also the longest cells in the game - they have 8 spine segments, your cells and Boosters have 6, and the rest have 5.Jack of All Stats: 3 speed and poison trail behind them makes it pointless to chase them, and they're no slouches in attacking either.Crippling Overspecialization: They have a single jet and no flagellas.

Fragile Speedster: With their jets they outspeed even the Shysters, but they turn around slowly, which you can exploit to kill them once they're cornered.Thicker Than Water: They make up one of the few cell relations in the game.Lightning Bruiser: Spiked Shysters have the greatest speed stat in level 2 and have spikes on the front (including the mouth), making them a dangerous foe.Fragile Speedster: Shysters, who unlike their Spiked relatives don't have spikes and can't defend themselves.Big Brother Instinct: Spiked Shysters almost never attack regular Shysters and will even attack you if you attack their friends.Ax-Crazy: Spiked Shysters have some anger management problems alright.But once you've got to level 2, they're demoted to Master of None. Lightning Bruiser: They are the second fastest cell in level 1 of the Cell Stage, and they debut as predators to boot.Mook Debut Cutscene: In easy and normal difficulties they introduce themselves and the existence of predator-sized cells by eating a Pokey alive.The Spiny: Downplayed, as you can still flank them pretty easily.Sacrificial Lamb: A member of their species is reduced to a Chomper's Monster Munch in easy and normal difficulties to teach you how cell parts are unlocked.

Mighty Glacier: Only slightly faster than Minnos, but they can actually defend themselves with their spikes.

They also double as an Advancing Boss of Doom at this point in the game.

Early-Bird Boss: In hard mode they spawn in level 1.0 as Epics.

The Goomba: The first cells you encounter, and if you're not playing on hard, then definitely the only ones.

Monster Munch: They have a speed of 1 and can't even defend themselves because they only have eyes, a Flagella and a Filter Mouth.

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